I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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