You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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