these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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