i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Someone signed my nipple.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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