it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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