Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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