I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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