Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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