you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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