Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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