This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.