Whod you bang
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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