Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste