We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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