The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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