tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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