dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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