I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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