I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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