The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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