Dual....:-)
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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