I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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