my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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