Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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