Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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