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nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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