"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My vagina just clenched in fear
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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