So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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