what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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