i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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