i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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