great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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