Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
