just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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