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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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