yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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