This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
