haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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