I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I use my feet as sexual weapons
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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