Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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