Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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