I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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