he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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