Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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