My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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