yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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