420 ftw
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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