The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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