It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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