Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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