You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
