I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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