I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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