So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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