I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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