I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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