I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Non-Jews are for practice
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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